Marmozets - Why do you hate me?

It's quite possibly because Becca is quite scary when she shouts...not to mention any genre of music called 'mathcore' should engender immediate hate...but I suspect it may be Becca's phone manner. Behold;

Leave a message after the tone

This is jaunty, catchy and deserves to make Marmozets noticed.

Bring Me the Horizon It Never Ends

Bring Me The Horizon - It Never Ends from Andrew Kontuzov-Vantula on Vimeo.

Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare

avenged sevenfold-Nightmare from hanif sevenfoldism on Vimeo.
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#RobotMetal Ace of Spades

The drummer is a fucking animal. I bring you the T-666 series*.

Check out the Metal groupie at the end. 

*which is vastly superior to the shite Axl subjected us to in You Could be Mine. 

#ReclaimFriday: Serj Tankian's Harakiri

Serj Tankian believes The future, will view all history as crime./ He is forgetting the power of FutureHistory and boobs.

Is Remedy a Lost Nirvana Track?

I know from the videos it doesn't look like Kurt, Dave and the tall bloke on bass but I've seen far too many dead rock stars having their careers ressurected on tv for my liking. This is apparently a band called 'Seether' but I have my suspicions  

 especially on the acoustic video after the....

Iron Maiden: Revelations

Life backwards is Evil. This can only explain how Iron Maiden went over to the darkside

Combichrist Throat Full of Glass UNCENSORED

I know what avid readers of this blog want...Boobies. 

I Apologise for Being too Drunk to Say Goodnight

He may have a point but I don't think he's going to win any arguments by shouting. Part of the New Wave of British Heavy Metal #NWOBHMRedux,  homegrown cocktail TRC throw a fusion of Metal into the mix to devastating effect.* Yankees go home! ;)

#ReclaimFriday*: Lies of the Beautiful People

I didn't realise it was NIKKI FUCKIN' SIXX! I am so not worthy! Blew me away first listen and just keeps getting better and better.  \m/(xx)\m/

* This post is sacred and any negative comments will be deleted for polluting my psychic ether. Occupy is so fucking last year. 

#TNA Butcher Babies

It was fucking Hot on both sides of the Atlantic back in March, whilst some people are blaming global warming and others natural variations of the climate I can exclusively reveal it was TNA, or Heidi and Carla from Butcher Babies to be exact. 

So the question is how hot will it be at this years Download? Dammit they're even sponsored by Jagermeister! Videos and loads more pix after the jump although the music is optional as we all know you're only here for the boobs. 

Storm the Sorrow - Epica's Simone in Tight Clothes

Simone also wears some other odd clothes that would only work in a video, but you'll mainly be paying attention to the tight clothes she's wearing. 

Rammstein Praise the Sun[god]

Everyone is waiting for the light be afraid, don't be afraid the sun is shining out of my eyes it will not set tonight and the world counts loudly to ten

Snow White is played by Russian Joulia Stepanova (Yulia Stepanova)

TNA Redux: Love Bites Lizzy Halestorm

I tried with Lzzy but even I know the song was pussy shit. This is anything but. Long may Lzzy scream

Amon Amrath Fake Viking Metal

I was disappointed at the lack of pillage and plunder in the video by Viking metal band Amon Amrath, not to mention not connecting instances of the Thunder God showing displeasure at government policy. But what shocked me the most was to find out that they are not real Vikings [see after jump]. 

AustralianCriminals#1 Airborne

Australia is preparing to officially declare war on the Kraken. 

 Lemmy it is generally linked to war.

Coincidence?

#TNA Redux Lacuna Coil's Cristina Scabbia

Rock vs. Pop
Christina Scabbia vs. Christina Aguilera?

The two buxom blondes from California, Maria Brink and Jill Janus have proved a soar away success. Therefore I have decided to revisit another less popular post and add pictures to see if the TNA factor works its magic and raises things again [coughs weakly]

Metal Sucks have faced this dilemma themselves and have been criticised after Axl Rosenberg 

bitched and moaned because, unlike some other celebrities, Cristina Scabbia does not get naked in her new Peta ad. [Metal Sucks]

Lacuna Coil larynx Cristina was offended by this approach believing she was not being taken seriously as an artist. This response was similar to banning someone from your country for a twitter joke - the humour was lost in translation. Sometime's the best response is simply, 'I don't get it.' Instead this sparked debate ranging from the more obvious smutty replies to the more considered approach:

Sometimes I hope for a "Hottest Melal Dudes" issue... Not for the pleasure to looking at hot metalheads, but for you guys to see how it is to be treated like an object, with no brain, no opinion, no talent... [Metal Sucks]

And the point of this was? Having metal heritage, I can happily say most Metal front men and drummers have neither brains, opinion or talent. But like anything they have their charm and you cherish them. The songs could be about Gary Glitter needing lubricant for all most 'fans' care. It is a straw man of an argument and straw men go well with flames [it's a metal thing].

There was a time in Metal when wenches women were token offerings. Now men have been forced, reluctantly, out of their caves but their primal desires remain - with or without alcohol. I had noble ideas for the Bleeding Nose Shelter but after a few shots of bourbon I have decided on the simple and honest approach because I know you are probably not even reading this far.

LACUNA COIL - Kill The Light by Century Media Records
Pictures and Videos after the jump

#TNA Lzzy Halestorm

Lzzy and some blokes who apparently play instuments

Halestorm hail [sic] from and were formed by siblings Elizabeth 'Lzzy' Arejay Hale having written songs  since 1997 an originally had their father playing bass. Surprisingly they have only released one eponymous studio album back in 2009 despite several EP's. Firmly in the hard rock sphere as shown by 2011's  ReAniMate:The CoVeRs eP, which covered [sic] Skid Row's 'Slave to the Grind', Guns N' Roses 'Out ta Get Me' and Lady Gaga's hard rock/metal classic 'Bad Romance. 

More pictures and some covers after the jump

Burning Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom - Maiden

Today's is Burns Day, also known as Burns Nicht which sounds German but hey ho. This is Steve 'Arry Harris's tribute to the Scot's sung by Bruce and after the jump Blaze. Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom

TNA#9 Redux: Maria Brink In This Moment

MILF*: Maria Brink in tasteful picture shocker

Maria Brink is the lead singer of North Hollywood Metalcore rockers In This Moment. I did feature her in TNA#9 but no one bothered to look. Learning well from my Jill Janus post I have added some tasteful (ahem) pictures for your delectation after the jump. Before I am accused of sexism or using sex to up my website hits (okay I readily admit to the last one but men rarely get bored of breasts) listen to Maria herself:

"I'm comfortable with my own sexuality...I was never a very conservative person, which I guess you can tell from looking at me, with my tattoos, and even with the type of music I do. But I don't push it too far.

She also runs a subscription website to milf milk the money from dedicated fans, however before you get ideas thinking there is some Jill Janus style action, she has an adult son so won't go too far. As she said

"When I did Playboy, everyone kept asking me, would you go topless?" she said. "I don't think there's anything wrong with nudity with women, but I obviously would never do that. Can you imagine my son having Playboy pictures all over the locker room wall?"

I would like to know, having watched the video for Gun Show (below) has Maria ever asked her fans 

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

More fun after the jump