Sleaze Me, Teaze Me

What goes around always comes around or if it was mid 80's metal band it would be an intro to a song called Thunderfucker which would quote the bible;

'The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

However many preferred their spandex wearing guitar heroes to not sing about "death, society, fiction, poetry and mythology." The entire philosophy of this cause was based - nay dripping - with SEX. As I have found on this blog sex sells*. Girls do just wanna have fun.

Believe me when I say that any Rock Shaman worth their salt should know that chicks dig a 'sensitive' guy in  make up. *coughs* Seriously I have witnessed creatures of the night turn into almighty puddles when the Seb Bach came on stage

As ever many, many more videos after you...

GingerAlchemy: The Spirit of the BachNuge

Mötley Crüe last played Wembley Arena supported by Skid Row in November 1989*. They had delusions of grandeur and falling roofs fuelled by Dr. Feelgood in one way or another. Then Vince left. Like Van Halen without the Dockland Light Railway (DLR) you end up seeing the arse of Skid Row. 

This year the Great Spirit of the BachNuge is resurrected on stage in a great flame of ego when Steel Panther slay the lingering stench of White Lion [possibly the "most ridiculous excuse since Motley Crüe blamed "too much snow on the roof' for the cancellation of a show at Wembley in 1988.] With Ginger Alchemy being performed in London they will Defend these Bastard Isles from the winds threatening to blow the roof off. It will be Wembley Arena's first Open Air concert as they blow the roof off. 

Bon Jovi Must Die...

...For crimes against Metal. However, until that day comes, Steel Panther are slaying him musically. Music Parody at it's best.

After the jump Justin Hawkins sings with Steel Panther. If you don't know who Justin is and that his band reformed, shame on you! You can never be a Rock Shaman. 

Rocks Darkest Days TNA#5: Thar She Blows

Steel Panther have captured the sound and pretty much the sentiment of 1980's hard rock also known as Self Proclaimed Metal which can often be a bit like Rock Night on the X-Factor. They are Mötley Crüe, Van Halen, Poison all rolled into one fine piss take, just like the Darkness. The latest Kerrang! said the jokes aren't as good on the new album, but I will let the music do the talking. The world needs them now:

Death to All But METAL

How can you disagree with sentiments such as this:

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too, and then fuck her in the butt Fuck Maria Carey,
death to Sheryl Crow They can kiss each other on their camel toe
50 Cents a fag, So is Kanye West Shooting hot sperm on each others chest
 Death to all but metal
 Death to all but metal
 Death to all but metal