Sleaze Me, Teaze Me

What goes around always comes around or if it was mid 80's metal band it would be an intro to a song called Thunderfucker which would quote the bible;

'The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

However many preferred their spandex wearing guitar heroes to not sing about "death, society, fiction, poetry and mythology." The entire philosophy of this cause was based - nay dripping - with SEX. As I have found on this blog sex sells*. Girls do just wanna have fun.

Believe me when I say that any Rock Shaman worth their salt should know that chicks dig a 'sensitive' guy in  make up. *coughs* Seriously I have witnessed creatures of the night turn into almighty puddles when the Seb Bach came on stage

As ever many, many more videos after you...

Who Said Rock Stars are Dumb?*

Far right none other than Professor Brian Cox
Second from left Darren Wharton ex Thin Lizzy (keyboards)

In the late 80's there was some very dodgy music which was killed off by the Grunge wave of Nirvana. This was a shame as how are you supposed to romance ladies with a song like Polly when a ballad with a ball wrenching solo...and before you diss the softer side of rock, listen to Thin Lizzy of the greatest rock bands of all time after the jump. In the meantime here is physicist Professor Brian Cox is his Glam Rocking prime, in possibly Dare's only remotely rocking track. 

*I did, but I was commenting on Kid Rock who is not even in the same league as Forest Gump

GingerAlchemy: The Spirit of the BachNuge

Mötley Crüe last played Wembley Arena supported by Skid Row in November 1989*. They had delusions of grandeur and falling roofs fuelled by Dr. Feelgood in one way or another. Then Vince left. Like Van Halen without the Dockland Light Railway (DLR) you end up seeing the arse of Skid Row. 

This year the Great Spirit of the BachNuge is resurrected on stage in a great flame of ego when Steel Panther slay the lingering stench of White Lion [possibly the "most ridiculous excuse since Motley Crüe blamed "too much snow on the roof' for the cancellation of a show at Wembley in 1988.] With Ginger Alchemy being performed in London they will Defend these Bastard Isles from the winds threatening to blow the roof off. It will be Wembley Arena's first Open Air concert as they blow the roof off.