Mock German Metal at your Peril!

They can:

They whistled* in the:

They had their:

and they have an Industrial understanding of Metal: 

Germans understand the true value of the Mystical Lines of Power. They may have some very dodgy pop music (and the British cannot throw any stones) but by the power of metal, pop music can be unified to become something greater. Hau weg den Scheiss (hic!)

The Schmolli One



and the Morgoth



Today I celebrate German Metal with 16 posts for the 16 constituent states and a hat tip to a time when German Metal was a powerhouse around the world. Especially if you were behind the Iron Curtain.

Tag der Deutschen Einheit