Tonight Alive - on the Edge...of selling out?

I recognised the voice but thought this was a new band. A google search revealed it was Antipodean pop punksters Tonight Alive.

Pre rooftop makeover.
Image: Wikedpedia

It seems Jenna has had a big budget Hollywood makeover and is unrecognisable from the girl next door with beanie hat she was a few weeks ago...unless she has decided she is a 'woman' and to show this wears tight revealing clothing.

The video is the usual standing on a rooftop cliché that goes seems to be obligatory with Spiderman. Not one of their greatest,  but pleasant enough.

AustralianCriminals#1 Airborne

Australia is preparing to officially declare war on the Kraken. 

 Lemmy it is generally linked to war.

Coincidence?

Dear Santa I Want a Mistress for Christmas.

A song that somehow the band never capitalised on by releasing for the Crimbo charts. Now they'd do it in a heartbeat and insert the word rock in the title :(



Well wouldn't we all? 

Blind Guardian Another Stranger Me

The more I hear from this band, the more I like. Deutschland über alles

Family Fun with Slayer

and just like the video for World Painted Blood, they don't star in these vidoes either. After the break there's Lego and the Muppets, but first look at the German Edition of Sesame Street "with content brought to you by the letter 'X' and the number 9:

Rock n Roll Abominations#1 Thunder Jack Flash

Some may call this song an abomination, but that only shows how your imagination needs expanding. Instead think of this as an alternate reality where in on a cold day in London in February 1980, it was Mick Jagger that was found dead rather than legendary AC/DC frontman and Scottish Migrant Bon Scott. As a result Brian Johnson joined the Rolling Stones.

Before you dismiss this remember that former Free and Bad Company Paul Rogers replaced Freddie Mercury and Blaze Bailey (bless his rocking soul) fronted Iron Maiden. But we don't need alternate realities to imagine this. We have the internet:

G3RSt - Thunder Jack Flash by G3RSt

Slay 'Em All

DJ Schmolli at it again: 

Queen Will Slay You [MP3] 

Ensemble of Aces [MP3]

The GingerZilla \m/(_ _)\m/ to the Schmolli One

for the vision of this song and mash up. This seriously \m/(><)\m/ and then some!

The Legend of Doro and Udo

Please, please can someone mash this :D

Salute - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

Ginger, German and Hard Drinking
(when he fathered one of his children). Salute!
Image Wikipedia
Facts: Daily Telegraph

Ginger, German and Hard Drinking. This is normally something I would applaud, but I demand perfection. 

This Outlander must be cast aside for his appalling taste in music. This earns him a penalty point and means he can never be a Rock Shaman. 

He needs to heed the wise words of the Schmolli One:

So after all this really bad pop music [?] I was listening to lately I needed to do a metal mash again. [MP3]

Gimme One More, One Night Stand

In Age when AC/DC albums were thin on the ground and not very good, the discernible listener could always improvise