Eurovisions: Måneskin Zitti e buoni / Shut up and behave

Måneskin (Italian: [ˈmɔːneskin], Danish: [ˈmɔːnəˌske̝nˀ]; Danish for 'moonlight') is an Italian rock band from Rome, consisting of lead vocalist Damiano David, bassist Victoria De Angelis, guitarist Thomas Raggi, and drummer Ethan Torchio.

To our eternal gratitude they beat the French and have once again propelled Rawk to the top of Europe again - a feat not seen since Finnish monsters Lordi scared the Holy shit out of anyone who hasn't met Ville Vallo backstage with their anthem Hard Rock Hallelujah. 

Such is the world we live in, no bat's heads were bitten off during the performance

Unfortunately a certain nation (who shall not be named) seem to have cornered that market on that delicacy. 

W.A.S.P. Barry the Beast's Burning

Whilst many know of the foretelling that the Antichrist was a comi', the innate perpetual apocalyptic dread that's been ramming it down our throats since the time of Bebus (who came to forgive us our Bins), few knew hE would be a renegade called Barry. And few would believe that the charge, calling us to rise up against the Beast, would come in a thundering galloping bass riff worth of 'Arry Harris's finest. The Soyboys of Metal Sucks can get burnt bent.

Tristania Year of the Rat

It's 2020 the year of the 🐀 

A Year of the Metal Rat is meant for dreaming and doing. Since metal is a conductor of electricity, you'll have lots of energy at your behest to get creative plans in motion.

Maria Brink wants to be your whore

Maria Brink sings 'I can be your Whore' a few times to Chris Motionless in what is actually quite a catchy pop metal track.

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AC/DC -the Puberty Years

For those who have ever worshipped at the Altar of the brother's Young, there are certain sounds that cause ears to burn. Occasionally these sounds may allow a few bars of 'Love is in the Air' to parse their lips.

Aesthetic Warning:

Marmozets - Why do you hate me?

It's quite possibly because Becca is quite scary when she shouts...not to mention any genre of music called 'mathcore' should engender immediate hate...but I suspect it may be Becca's phone manner. Behold;

Leave a message after the tone

This is jaunty, catchy and deserves to make Marmozets noticed.

Tonight Alive - on the Edge...of selling out?

I recognised the voice but thought this was a new band. A google search revealed it was Antipodean pop punksters Tonight Alive.

Pre rooftop makeover.
Image: Wikedpedia

It seems Jenna has had a big budget Hollywood makeover and is unrecognisable from the girl next door with beanie hat she was a few weeks ago...unless she has decided she is a 'woman' and to show this wears tight revealing clothing.

The video is the usual standing on a rooftop cliché that goes seems to be obligatory with Spiderman. Not one of their greatest,  but pleasant enough.

Anavae - Storm Chaser/Anti-Faith

Anavae (often abbreviated ae, Æ or æ) are a Britishalternative rock band from London signed to LAB Records. Formed in 2011, the group consists of Rebecca Need-Menear (vocalist), Jamie Finch and Josh Platt (guitarists), James Pearce (bassist),and Seb Gee (drummer).

Taylor Momsen's Titty Reckless

Sex n Satan. Must be Rock n' Roll...and boobs. 

Touch yourself... pic.twitter.com/Vz3OMvv4

— Taylor Momsen (@taylormomsen) January 20, 2013

New single after the

We Are the In Crowd - Best Thing (That Never Happened To You)

More infectious than a coughing chicken.